Thursday, April 12, 2007

Ampun Tuanku!


Wah lau eh... yesterday cell was like.. terror!
I didn't want to do it wan ler. I told Stef I don't want to forgive.
My prayer would have sounded more like this if I had my way..

Dear God,
You so mighty and big. I know you can crush them bit by bit. Slowly grinding them under your feet.
You call many many lightning, strike them black black. Blast out many thunder, make them deaf.
Smack them like how Stef smack her cat when it broke the bowl of vege. Smack on one side many many times, then turn it around and smack more on the other side of its beckside. Some more you so big, smack once sure pain wan.
Then you put them on a stick and do Kenny Rogers style. Turn them around and around and around, grill them kau kau.
Then you do shot put style, spin them and throw them far far away into the pits of forever burning fire.
You so good God. So so good.
Thank you and Amen!

*sigh... as it is, my way is not His way lor.
Should thank God that I am not God. haha!

Aiyah.. but forgive ler.. I forgave. Feel better now. Dunno bout the rest. It's OK. I feel better. That's what matters most. haha
So selfish. :P

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